I should probably take this opportunity to thank you for visiting my website. I’m intrigued that you’re here. I’m even more intrigued that it didn’t take a twitter contest or promise of a free iPhone 4.
If you have no idea who I am, please disregard the first paragraph and well as this second paragraph and pay attention to the below text. (AKA paragraph three.)
I’m Beth Nelson. As you may have guessed, I’m a writer, a polyglot, a geek and a philanthropist. And really, I tend to believe I’m so much more than that, but those are the highlights for this website. I also go by the nickname “haldira” in most online communities, as well as the gaming and cosplay communities.
Where to start, where to start.
If you still have more questions after all of that “prose”, feel free to ask me anything via email or formspring. I welcome any and all questions, but if it’s a repeat, I’ll likely just lead you to my first answer.
And if you’re wondering why you’re still reading, stay a little while longer. I promise to make it worth your while. And hell, you might even get a free iPhone 4.